i am statera fukumoto
header art by sinister-jordex
who am i?

i fix phones and i pretend to fix (but mostly break) cars.

would you probably be better off with a sensible reliable toyota, but insist on buying shitboxes anyways? did it cost you $6,000 before you learned your lesson and bought a lexus instead?

do you carry two laptops in your backpack even though they both do 90% the same thing? is one of them pink?

have you ever made a website that you’re pretty sure no one looks at, but still insist on paying for the domain every year?

do you skip back to your favourite part of the song because you felt as though you didn't enjoy it hard enough?

do you bump "not like us" 2 weeks after it's relevant

congrats, you make no sense either, and we'd probably get along infamously.


tags:
he / they repair technician car enthusiast chaotic dumbass fukumoto demisexual? pansexual? leftist drake hater hobby web designer amateur audiophile video game enjoyer tabletop chaos bringer crackhead with powertools
i make stickers

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i make wallpapers!

here's a collection of wallpapers i've made, feel free to put them on your work computer, your old thinkpad, your sparkly macbook, your samsung smart fridge, and even your internet connected dog.

basically just don't reupload them and say they're yours. or i'll have to add watermarks and no one wants that.

show me the wallpapers
site version
v4.3

last updated: 29 may 2024

  • they said stop making splash messages i didn't listen
  • updated profile picture to match social media
  • updated banner picture to match social media
  • removed dead group chat from sidebar
  • the grim reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation
  • FUN PRO TIP: if you've made it this far, try putting the konami code in on your keyboard :3c
  • added herobrine

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