i am statera fukumoto
header art by sinister-jordex
who am i?

i fix phones and i pretend to fix (but mostly break) cars.

would you probably be better off with a sensible reliable toyota, but insist on buying shitboxes anyways?

do you carry two laptops in your backpack even though they both do 90% the same thing? is one of them pink?

have you ever made a website that you’re pretty sure no one looks at, but still insist on paying for the domain every year?

do you skip back to your favourite part of the song because you felt as though you didn't enjoy it hard enough?

congrats, you make no sense either, and we'd probably get along infamously.


tags:
he / they repair technician car enthusiast chaotic dumbass fukumoto demisexual leftist hobby web designer amateur audiophile video game enjoyer tabletop chaos bringer crackhead with powertools
i make stickers

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i have a group chat



a group chat by furries, for furries (who have common decency). the stat chat has been redesigned for the new decade, with a completely redone (and much more thorough) rule set, a slick new logo, and brand new identity.

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i make wallpapers!

here's a collection of wallpapers i've made, feel free to put them on your work computer, your old thinkpad, your sparkly macbook, your samsung smart fridge, and even your internet connected dog.

basically just don't reupload them and say they're yours. or i'll have to add watermarks and no one wants that.

show me the wallpapers
site version
v4.2.1

last updated: 21 oct 2023

  • new banner, yay
  • even more sidebar splash messages
  • reworded most of the home screen language to be more current
  • last version supporting iPod Touch 2nd gen, and iPhone 3G (jk)
  • fixed a bug where the banner would sometimes not work.

© statera t. fukumoto 2018 — 2023
baked fresh by small gnomes.